Oh!
Ahhhh!
♪
Ahhhh!
♪
Counterfeit Cat!
Bat, bat, bat!
Batty, bat, bat!
This is great.
Hey! You sound like you're just...
faking it!
When Max used to play with me,
back in my old...
Ugh! I'm so sick of hearing about
- how great Max was at... - everything!
He could be a brat sometimes.
So he was a better brat than... me?!
Oh, yeah.
Right! Time to finally take that fleabag
down a peg
or two!
Max the cat!
I'm calling you out!
That voice seems familiar.
Max!
It's Cat Toy God!
What's he here for?
I'm here...
to take you on, Max!
Oh, don't you worry!
He's coming right out there,
and he's gonna... Max?
Hmm?
Aren't you going to go out there and fight him?
(Right. A) He's 20 times bigger than I am,
so how's that fair?
(And 2) since when is fighting a good way to settle things?
Oh! Yeah...
Those are good points.
Yep. And I learned it from the wisest source -
television!
I'm Low-Target Larry.
Want to become professionally lazy?
Then you need my book,
"Be Content Giving it 25 Percent".
But, Max... Cat Toy God!
Ignore him! Now, shush!
Go on, Low-Target Larry!
You may think it's simple to be lazy -
and you're right - but it takes hard work.
Are you ready to not do it?
Yes! I mean, no.
I mean... Oh, I'd better lie down for this.
Maaax!
Come out, come out, wherever you are!
Hi.
If it isn't Max's weird little friend...
"Geek".
"Gark"!
Max is just, uh...
training.
Right.
Maaax...
Until you have the courage to come fight me,
I am supreme... dictator of this park!
Oh, yeah? Who says?!
My big, fat...
- Hey! - ...behind says!
Hey! Get off him!
Ugh. I'll fight you!
Nope. Don't think...
...so.
Then I'll fight you.
Mmm. Yum-yum!
Maaax!
Why don't you just go in?
Because then no one in the park would
get to see me really put him in his place!
Ooh! Yeah, I'd like to see that!
That is...
Never mind!
Please come out, Max!
The Cat Toy God is sticking everyone under his huge butt!
Plenty of room there.
I'm done watching telly...
and I'm too lazy to turn it off.
Would you?
He sat on Ranceford, Anton, and me!
I've got an idea for my own laziness program.
It's called "Let Everyone Do Stuff For You".
Now, I'm going to need you
to do some stuff for me.
All this program-planning has made me a bit...
snacky.
Bring me a few cans of food, Gark.
Uh.
Gark, you went to a lot of effort just now.
And now can we please...
Unfortunately, that level of effort goes against
everything we stand for here at
Lazy-Does-It Enterprises.
I'm sorry...
but you're fired.
That's it!
I'm going to do something!
Doing nothing is...
dumb!
I'm not doing nothing.
I'm being lazy.
So you are doing something.
That's not very lazy, is it?
Well? Is Max coming or not?
Things ain't looking so good!
What do you mean?
Mommy!
Let's get out of here!
That cat toy has been used!
- Get under my... - butt!
♪
Supreme Ultimate Overlord says
there will be food today.
Supreme Ultimate Overlord knows
what is right for us.
I'm very hungry. It's been so long!
Attention, all my subjects!
Your beloved leader has decided to give you...
a gift!
This might be good.
...with battles to the grisly end in a ring of the...
gladiators!
Wait. Did he say "grisly end"?
If your Max will not fight me,
it is you who shall...
fight!
- Bring forth the first... - contestants.
Oof.
Ow.
Oof.
Don't worry. I have an idea.
This one and I are friends.
We will not fight.
The winner gets a sumptuous feast.
Are you not entertained?!
No! Friends don't turn on friends!
Now bring on that feast.
You misunderstood me.
I said, "Bring on the sumptuous"
beast!"
♪
I can't fight him! He's my friend!
Only, this time, I'm not lying.
Fight or face the horrible conse...
...quences.
Hey!
Ah!
Are you not... entertained?
I am!
No.
Everyone into the ring!
No one stops until there's just...
bones and gristle!
That means you, too... Geek!
No! I will not fight my friends!
But let them go, and...
I will fight you!
I'm not frightened of you, Geek!
Time to say goodbye!
I don't care!
I'm not going to let you treat my friends like that!
Cat Toy God!
I shall fight you!
Finally!
I request only a moment with Gark before!
Is this some kind of trick?
Yes! ...because that's what you do
when you want to trick someone, isn't it -
announce it first?!
Very well.
Gark, you have two minutes.
Okay, Max. I'm...
Turns out eating nonstop and not moving a muscle
doesn't slim you down.
Who knew?
No, no. You look fit!
Do I?
Listen, Gark...
When I heard you bravely and foolishly
challenge that gasbag,
I realized something:
that now I'm big enough to take on
that bloated hairball!
Yay!
So... what are you waiting for?
It's a bit embarrassing, but...
Maaax!
Fifteen seconds!
Get down here,
or it's the end for all your friends!
Here he comes!
I think you're exaggerating a bit.
- Who are... - you?
And why do you look like a grotesque...
bloated Max?
Because I am a grotesque, bloated Max!
This is going to be great!
You can do it, Max!
Whoa. That feels weird.
I've never rooted for him before.
You try it.
We believe in you, Max!
Yeah, totally odd.
Ha!
He's too good, Gark.
Max, someone very wise once said, "Lazy does it."
Oh, very nice, Gark -
use my words against me!
No, Max. Eating too much and being lazy
is what got you this far.
I'm intrigued. Go on.
Guys... to the sumptuous feast!
♪
Eat cake!
Hey!
That's mine!
♪
Huh?!
No!
Ahh!
I want to go home!
It smells so awful!
Let me go!
Should I, Gark?
I mean, it's pretty comfortable...
and you know how I like to
laze around!
Yeah... which means
you might end up getting even bigger!
Nooo!
Begone, whiner!
Max, you did it!
Hooray! Yeah!
I owe it all to laziness!
I am... Whoooooa!
Oh, come on!
Again?!
Maxie?
Bathtime!
Maxie?
Max?
Max, what are you thinking?
I'm thinking you should be quiet!
Max?
Want to know what I'm thinking?
No! Shh!
I'm thinking, "I wonder what Max is thinking!"
Oh, there you are!
You don't want to know what I'm thinking!
Hmm?
Oh!
Now, where did I put the cat soap?
Ooh! A liquid containment vessel for performing
leisure activities of propelling one's body
through water!
It's not a pool, you fool!
It's the Tub of Terror!
They say one look into the Tub of Terror,
and the most terrifying version of what you see
arises from the water!
Ooh!
Nothing's happening.
Oh, it will. It will, my friend.
Just you wait!
I can't wait!
♪
Something's happening!
Hello!
Do you want to be my friend?
See? The Tub of Terror is real!
And it's produced...
Wait...
That's the most terrifying version of me
you could think of?
Oh, you could never be terrifying, Max.
This is as bad as you get.
Gark, I love you.
Your ridiculous innocence has produced one of
the finest specimens of life imaginable -
me!
And, as I've always said,
there should be more of me!
I love to help.
And it gets us out of "b-a-t-h".
I'm a pretty kitty!
There should be more of me!
Hello! Do you want to be my friend?
Yes! Yes, I do.
You're a pretty kitty.
I am! There should be more of me.
Hello! Do you want to be my friend?
Yes! Yes, I do.
No more "b-a-t-h".
Wahey!
What are we going to do now, Max?
Hi.
Hello. Do you want to be my friend?
Sure. Do you want to play a game?
I want to be your friend!
Uh... Okay.
Hello! Do you want to be my friend?
He's my friend, friend!
Hello. Do you want to be my friend?
Sorry, but he's my friend.
No! He's my friend!
Huh?
Do you want to be my friend?
Gark! What have you done?!
Do you want to be my friend?
Max!
Yes, friend?
No, I mean real Max!
I think we may have a problem here!
Really?! I hadn't noticed.
Do you want to be my friend?
Yes! Yes, I do.
Hmm...
Maxes! I am your leader!
I command you to feed us and pamper us.
But of course!
♪
Pretty nice, eh, Garko?
Mmm, yeah!
Tub of Terror?
More like "Tub of Terrific"!
I filled your bowl for you, friend.
Ooh!
♪
♪ Food!
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ Food! Yeah, yeah, yeah! ♪
♪ Yeah, foody food!
♪ You know you want the food! Yeah! ♪
♪
Okay, Maxes. That's enough pampering and feeding.
Don't be silly, friend.
Friends never stop helping friends!
Time for food!
Let's get out of here, Gark!
Whoa!
We're your friends!
Please?
We want to do everything for you.
So this is how you see me, Gark?
An incessantly helpful freak
bent on destruction?
But I do see you as helpful and friendly and kind!
Maybe a little pushy at the moment...
Please, friend!
...but nice.
And a good friend.
My best friend.
I'm s-sorry I wrecked things...
again.
Come here.
♪
You will be my friend!
Hmph. That ruined a moment.
I wonder how Betty's doing in the bathroom.
Ah! Here we go, Max!
Ooh.
So much steam in here,
I can hardly see straight.
If only we had another Tub of Terror,
then we could zap up some real Maxes -
the tough version, like I am.
Yes! And they could all...
destroy the nice Maxes!
I really hate it when you do that.
We can use this!
Ugh. It'll have to do.
Okay, Gark... Zap it!
Whoa!
Give me Max!
Whoa!
Gark! Out of my way!
Hi!
So... this is the most terrifying version of yourself?
What?
We're your friends!
Do you want to be my friend?
Do you want to be my...
Do you want to...
Whoa.
I did not see that coming!
Hi, Max.
Guess who!
This is not what you think it is, Gark.
Trust me. That daisy is...
The little kitten inside you
who never got enough cuddling?
No! But yes, it's true:
I didn't get enough cuddling.
Let's cuddle!
Let's not!
I'm coming for you, Max!
Back off, you wacko freak!
All I wanted was a new friend.
This is so wrong.
I thought Flower Max was protecting you.
This is hard to follow.
I'll explain after we shut off the main Max supply.
♪
Whew.
♪
Whew!
Hello! Do you want to be my friend?
- Yes! - Hello!
Pull the plug in the tub, Gark!
If there's no water, there's no more Maxes.
Aw... Sad, really. They're so beautiful.
I got the plug, Max!
Phew!
So, see, what happened, Gark, is that I saw
your reflection in the washing-up water, not mine.
So that is how you see me?
An evil, rampaging little flower?
No.
Sort of.
Is there any way I can answer this
so I don't sound like a jerk?
No, thought not.
You're my best friend, too, Gark.
Life's so much better - and unpredictable -
with you here.
And, yeah, you've got the weird thing you do
when you get all "Destroy all things!",
but it's nice, because you're protective -
in an alarming way.
Anyway, I'm sorry.
Don't be sorry.
I love being an evil, rampaging flower.
Thanks, Max!
You tricked me into saying something kind!
That's pure evil, Gark.
Speaking of which,
I'm not nearly as nice as you see me.
I'm a very strong breed - muscular, brave,
with a deep voice of authority!
Max! The tub!
Ooh! This is exciting!
Hear me!
I am Muscle Max,
lord and master of all things, times, and places!
♪ Muscle Max! ♪
Yeah! That's what I'm talking about!
Muscle Me, get Flower Gark!
I'm on it, Non-Muscle Max!
Just "Max" will do, thanks.
♪ And he's gonna make it! ♪
Stand down, Flower Gark...
for I am Muscle Max, lord and master of...
Destroy the lumpy, malformed cat!
Wa-a-ait! He made me!
Come on, Muscle Max! Do it!
But he's scary!
Even my ideal me is a wuss!
That's depressing.
Don't worry, Muscle Max.
I was just kidding.
Do you want to be my friend?
Why not?
Just don't eat me, okay?
♪ Muscle Max and Flower Gark ♪
♪ are walking out of the room! ♪
Well, there's something you don't see very often.
Was the flower good or bad? Because...
Shh. You'll only hurt yourself thinking about it.
Now, let's get out of here!
Max? Gark?
Where are you two scamps?
♪
What in the world...?
Oh, hello!
Ooh! Well, hello!